Workplace Activism Pillows

"Staff are always complaining about conditions, we need to make them see how well they actually do in comparison to workers in other areas..."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

Executive Lifestyle

Member of two trade unions

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

"A motion to democratize the board has been made and quashed."

Wildcat Strike.

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

"Somebody has suggested term limits for management."

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

"I don't think this is a good place to work. Every time I fire someone or lay them off, they actually celebrate."

"This isn't the employee retention program I had envisioned."

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'