Workout Dreamer Prints

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Trainer. Fitness gym. Ernie does a forth-five minute workout every morning -- he call it "getting out of bed."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Olympic Climate

Midnight Basketball

Guy in gym

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Dieting Motivation.

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

Baseball Dreams

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

Built and Built without a permit.

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Not The Real Me

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"I do diet...between snacks."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"The gods really love tight buns."

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'