Workload Balance T-Shirts

"The guy next to me got fired. Now they expect me to do his work too."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Golfing Boss

Storm in the out tray

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Work Parfait

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Morning, all!"

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

What My Day Feels Like

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

Born In Captivity.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Office pics on dinner table.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Paperwork No Me Gusta.