Working Parent T-Shirts

'Sweetie, when we leave you every day with Sarah, we're doing it for you. That way we can have successful careers and you can be proud of us.'

"I think we need to spnd more time with the children,how many have we got?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Tough time getting out of the house this morning?"

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."

'When I want to watch a realistic comedy about a working mom, I'll look in the mirror.'

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

'Another day, another dollar.'

'Alert the troops I'm going back to work.'

'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.'

"Our training on managing a work life balance is running late so you'll need to get someone to pick your kids up."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Just be yourself."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'