Working Moms Club Pillows

"I'm sorry I embarrassed you at work, Mom. But you should know by now - I'm not the kind of person to put on a speakerphone."

Cry babies.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Supermom.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Balancing work and family

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'Save us!'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"The only thing worse than being unemployed is having a job."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."