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'What did you think I did the rest of the year?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Romance

Ice fisher.

Snow Devil

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Non-Denominational Carols

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Snowman of the Apes

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Ice Skater

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Snowman

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Midwest Winter Items.

"A little help?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Kissing couple melt the snow

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'