Working In Hospitality Mugs

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf

If coffee cups told the truth...we are happy to serve you. Tomorrow maybe?

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Cardiac Recovery.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"Valet park only"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Prawn Cocktail Please

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

The Suite Hereafter

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."