Working In Childcare Prints

'Watch out for that McCluskey kid. He's a breast feeder.'

"My special power is supervision."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Children's Parties

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Madonna of the Pukes.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The Baby Walker

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Interior design trends for parents....

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!