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"Jobs, jobs, jobs."

Motivation to work

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'He moved the party from the Grand Hotel to Denny's, and our Christmas bonuses are staple removers with our names on them.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

NDAs for non VIPs

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'HR fired me because of an 'unstable job demand'. When I demanded a decent wage, they said I was unstable.'

'Hey doctor, how come I'm totally alone in this section?'

"Employees bound to their employer by desperation and fear of unemployment. Now THAT'S my idea of a union!"

'We are an equal opportunity employer; but you're really pushing it.'

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

"Excuse me, sir. Could I please have a word about the motivational posters?"

I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

"...as far as most of us are concerned you're just one of the chaps!"

"Let's compromise, you forget about a pay rise and I'll forget about a pay cut."

'You can't sack me just because I'm totally useless. That's discrimination against totally useless people.'

'I want to thank all employees, except my personal assistant, who has a thankless job.'

Man to new female employ "...As for sexism, that's not something you'll have to worry your pretty little head about"

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'