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In and Out

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Here and There Trays

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Motivation to work

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Failure/Due Diligence

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Why do you need so many computers?

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"Much ado list"

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."