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Worker's Rights

"We need a union!'

The role of administration.

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

"But it will never get better if you picket"

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

'The union card does it every time.'

Labor abuse

Equity Table Dance Club

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

Balance

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

'Why do you want the union! I've never needed it, and I'm doing just fine!'

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.