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'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"We need a union!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

Busy day at the office.

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

Academy.

Job Stress.

Party Scene

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

Employee of the Month - male.

"I still say we're stretched dangerously thing."

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"This is your supervision, your time. Feel free to tell me anything."

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Amazon Strike

"I remember we used to talk in the staff room about Unions and what the point of membership was."

"I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our contract talks. Our new negotiator quit. he won't work for the wages we pay."

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"So I guess it comes down to whether it's you or me, and I guess it's me."