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"So, society hasn't collapsed overnight. I suppose I should get up and go to work."

Go! Means NOW!

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Getting through the week.

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

When we believe together we achieve together.

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

"Corporate thinks it's time we updated our motivational strategies."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Do not feed the clerks.

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'

"Lunchward ho!"

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

The 6 A.M. News Team

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Get up and go