Workaholic Whisperer Pillows

"From staring at your pictures on my desk all day at work, I almost feel I know you."

"I do what I love, so I never work a day in my life."

'Walter, I wish you wouldn't write memos at home.'

Thank God the election's over...if I just make it through Christmas and the office parties, I can finally relax!

'The group didn't meet again because, like earlier meetings, they couldn't break away from their work.'

WORKAHOLIC CLINIC, 'Well, at least they can afford the treatment.'

"Worn out by preparing his presentation? Actually, this is his presentation."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Working Holiday

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Man running in a hamster wheel

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

Computer monitor for a head.

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."