Workaholic Champions Pillows

'All work and no play may make you dull, but it also makes you Vice President.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Man running in a hamster wheel

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Computer monitor for a head.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Time Out For Teddy

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.