Work Team Mugs

'Well, at least we eliminated all the problems we didn't have.'

'You know you're the most important person on our crew since you keep the coffee machine working.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Staff support"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Reach for the Star.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"The meeting will come to order."

Team Leader

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Go team!

Welcome to the Team

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Any questions?"

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'What's wrong now?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."