Work Stress Awareness Mugs

'I'll say this for Crawshaw, when he delegates, he delegates.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Mind-Fullness

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

Why am I running?

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Death Boss

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Sinking sales

"Exercise? Does climbing the walls count?"

"I'm your exit strategy."

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Now, now, now, it can't be THAT bad."

"It's our latest targets...We have to do twice as much with half the stuff in a quarter of the time!"

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

Sold It All.

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'You're having a mid-life crises...'

'You're very tense today.'

'How did things go at the office today?'

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

'If you don't mind me saying, you're looking a little tired.'