Work Stress Awareness Mugs

'I'll say this for Crawshaw, when he delegates, he delegates.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Mind-Fullness

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Why am I running?

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Death Boss

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Sinking sales

"Now, now, now, it can't be THAT bad."

"I'm your exit strategy."

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"It's our latest targets...We have to do twice as much with half the stuff in a quarter of the time!"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Sold It All.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'You're having a mid-life crises...'

'You're very tense today.'

'How did things go at the office today?'

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."