Work Schedule Strategist Mugs

Labour Force Survey Shows Increase in Part Time Working.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"

'I tried that approach once, but my employees seized the carrots and attacked me with sticks.'

'I must say, I do like your incentive program.'

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"I have good news and bad news, Tom. The good news is good for me. The bad news is bad for you."

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

Walking To School Simulator

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

"I know this is just my humble opinion, but it's backed by the most comprehensive rumor, gossip and speculation this office can provide!"

Office Politics Superstore.

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'