Work Outing Pillows

'He's trying to figure out a way to miss this putt so his boss can win the match.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Relaxing in the Sun

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

School trip little porters.

A Day in the Country.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Professional woman in pub

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Zoo ice cream stands

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

Meeting!

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'