Work Milestone Prints

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

Three office doors: 'Idea People,' 'Make It Happen People,' and 'Make it Like This Never Happened People.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"Let's make stuff and sell it to people."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I'm moving you into this office because it overlooks the unemployment office. I thought you could use the motivation.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

'Of course these are just paper profits, but here comes the real money now, our CEO.'

Prozac dispenser.

"Do we want to just flip a coin, or hire expensive consultants so they can flip a coin?"

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

"Your first check from 20 years ago, Farley? So that's the reason our payroll account hasn't balanced for 20 years!"

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"Most everyone here tries to steer clear of Bob. He's got a real mercurial personality."

Secretary

"Our entire team has been diagnosed with an irregular heartbeat."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Ennui is only as exciting as you make it."

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

'A nice feature of this office, the view from that window won't distract you from your work.'

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

'Here he comes now, the brains behind the company.'

"That's the spirit! Perkins has never been late in twenty years!"

"It will scare away our competitors."

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

Rat Race Resources.

"You know what I miss? Meetings."

"I don't love the new standing desks."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'