Work-life Interpreters Prints

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

My brilliant career

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

Signing the declaration of independence.

CEO Escape

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

Out Box

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

Art Gallery.

Taylor, I've decided to sack you. I hope this doesn't affect our marriage in any way.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"A 'take charge' guy would be nice but I'm looking for more of the 'take blame' type."

'I've got a tight schedule.'

The International Date Line