Work-life Blender Mugs

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'Hello? Am I at the office? Certainly I am. I sleep on the operating table!'

'This lunch-time working thing's serious.'

"I've decided to work from home today."

"I can't tell if you're at work or at home."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Golfing Boss

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work Parfait

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Born In Captivity.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"I feel your pain."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Office pics on dinner table.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

Time for vacation, time for work.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."