Work-life Balance Seeker Prints

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

'Mike! How the heck are you?' - 'The usual, Pete! Spiritually and emotionally empty, my personal life is a shambles, and I'm near-suicidal!

"Henry, I'm beginning to think we're on different career paths."

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"I need to find out if I'm working to live or just living to work. Pull together the numbers that make sense out of it all."

"Of course you're busy. We're all busy."

Leaving family

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

At long last, true artificial intelligence. 'The heck with this. Let's go fishing!'

"I told them at the office that I was sick of working 80 hour weeks, that I was going home to give my kid a bath and put him to bed....But when I got home I discovered that my son had turned into a 26 year old equity lawyer while I was in meetings."

ZZZ... 'Work, work, work, that's all I ever do!' ZZZ...

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Weekends I like to be able to panic without having all the distractions."

"Of course you're not having any fun, Clooney -- that's why it's called work."

9-5, 5-9

"I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, will do my job, and has no interest in having my job."

'I suffer. What do you do?'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

"We started working flexi-time and that was the last we saw of her."

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

'Your department is running three weeks behind, Ferguson -- these heart attacks have got to stop!'

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

'I'm sorry, Mr Jones has just stepped away from his desk'

'Your promotion comes with longer hours with no extra pay. Welcome to middle management.'

'The good news is I don't have to work in a cubicle anymore. The bad news is...'

"It will be a business lunch, so we'll need a fax machine, a scanner and printer on the table."

'You'll have to come in over the weekend to attend some training on managing a healthy 'work/life' balance!'

"We're giving up for the holidays."

'The boss has decided to spend more time with his children'

Upset cat with 'Down with laptops' placard

I'm having difficulty finding balance between work and ... what is that other thing?'