Work-life Balance Guru Mugs

"Your husband has finally learned to delegate...."

'This new software is super cool. It will cut my workload in half, so I bought two!'

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

'I told you not to ring me at work.'

"I think I see the problem."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Where your mind & battle are los

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Golfing Boss

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Work Parfait

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Born In Captivity.

"At this office no two days are different."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."