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"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

Heading off with a packed bag

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"So many take-overs and mergers, nobody remembers who he was."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

A boy with a camera

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"We're a family here and you'll be like a son to me - illegitimate, of course."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Well, now we've seen it."

'I'm fired, am I -- What's that supposed to mean?'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"I've worked for the company for 40 years..."

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

Who's Dead

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''