Work-from-homer Gifts

'I no longer migrate. It's easier just to telecommute.'

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

Working from Home

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Well, something must have upset him. He just stormed out of the office."

"Camera not working."

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

"Working from home again, Jerry?"

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

'We have an opening for a receptionist and a sales person and I'm ready to quit. How are you at multitasking?'

'When I grow up I', going to be an electrical engineer and when I'm laid off, I'm going to go into real estate and when that goes down the tube, I'm going to go into . . . '

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

"Sorry, guys, forgot I was back in the office."

'I'm sorry, but Mr. Cragston put on his thinking cap and went home.'

"Chasing, digging, rolling, fetching. . . have you no experience doing absolutely nothing at all?"

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

Creature Plumbing

"You're late for your interview, Dawson – I like that."

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."