Work-from-home Wizard Pillows

'I take it your world is upside down.'

'Your dinner will be late...I'm still on my business lunch.'

"Camera not working."

"We've been encouraging employees to telework ever since we learned that it improves efficiency, allows for a better work-life balance, and that our office was built on a sacred ancient burial ground."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

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"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

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ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"I'm working from home today."

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Working Late

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

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Unicorn Working From Home

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."