Work-from-home Wit Prints

"We seem to have a lot more time together since George started working from home."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

I'm a self-made man!

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

"I'm working from home today."

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

How are you at decision making?

Lumbar support animal

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Working Late

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"I could get used to working remotely."

Unicorn Working From Home

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."