Work-from-home Warrior Pillows

"I tried working at home, but my wife didn't like me performing colonoscopies in the dining room."

"No, still nothing. Check the mute button again."

"Maybe you should work from someone else's home."

'It's one of the advantages of having your own business.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"I've been working from home for the last couple of years."

The disadvantages of working from home

'It's easy to tell who's been telecommuting.'

"Careful, you'll upset Dad's work/life balance."

Woman in business suit forgets about novelty slippers: 'It's important to appear professional even when working from home.'

'What's your policy on working from home?'

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"Go back to work. . . Go back to work. . ."/"Stay. . . Stay. . ."

"My husband has started working at home now too"

"Tom has had a few problems getting back into the office routine after such a long time in lockdown."

'The key to a successful home business is self-discipline.'

'I freelance from my home here.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

'Yes, tomorrow is take-your-daughter-to-work day but I have a home based business dear, so every day is take-your-daughter-to-work day.'

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

'Sorry dear, but I had to bring some work home!'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

Office worker realises he/she should be working at home.

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"I'm about to get on a conference call, and I'm putting you on mute until it's over."

"Ryan told me he's working from home today, sir."

Home office manager

"I tried working at home but couldn't sustain the misery and terror that keeps me going at the office."

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

'At least we get to work at home.'

'At first my goal was to work at home. Now my goal is to get an office outside of home.'