Work Event Prints

"Hey, it's good to finally put a face to the obnoxious emails."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Say something viral."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Inclusive speech

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Group Think Time

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."