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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you will never see him at work again."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Others will fight for you

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

Peacock of Productivity

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'It's either the worst idea to attract new clients I've ever seen, or the best...'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"The secret of our success? Hard work, cutting edge research and bookkeeping issues!"

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.