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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you will never see him at work again."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Others will fight for you

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

Peacock of Productivity

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'It's either the worst idea to attract new clients I've ever seen, or the best...'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"The secret of our success? Hard work, cutting edge research and bookkeeping issues!"

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"He claims he does the work of two employees."