Work Ethic Maverick Mugs

'It'll be a shock to the workforce, they only work two days a week.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Peacock of Productivity

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Do you have any working capital?"

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

Back to Work

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

Job Bored

Genius in a Bottle.

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."