Work Ethic Explorer Pillows

Work. The era of Big Government and handouts is over.

'Why yes, I love my new job, I'm grossly over paid!'

The Wise Men and The Lazy Men.

" ... and here's where you took vacation."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

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"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Peacock of Productivity

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Do you have any working capital?"

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

'Memo to the wife...'

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Maybe you'd get more work done if you uninstalled that fish tank screensaver.'

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

Job Bored

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