Work Ethic Commentator Pillows

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Peacock of Productivity

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'Memo to the wife...'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Maybe you'd get more work done if you uninstalled that fish tank screensaver.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

Job Bored

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

" ... and here's where you took vacation."

Back to Work

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'