Work Efficiency Prints

'Perkins does the work of two men, unfortunately both of them are incompetent.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"Remember I need your report by 2030."

Man putting a piece of paper into a Suggestion Box. The piece of paper is seen flying out of a hole on the other side of the wall into a bin.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Men pulling trolley of documents overtaken by document made into paper dart.

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

'Eileen, it says on your resume that you are good at multi-tasking. Can you elaborate on that for me?

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

'Actually, writing lists of the top ten things I do at work, is one of the top ten things I do at work'

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

Desk trays: In House and Outsource.

Online Invoicing.

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

Big Deal/Done Deal.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Watch reads: 'Time is Money'.

"At the tone, the time will be fifty-nine minutes and fifty seconds after seven…At the tone, the time will be eight o'clock, exactly… At the tone, the time will be ten seconds after eight… At the tone…."

I don't consider it "multitasking" when you have to do the same task over and over to get it right!

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"