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'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

Motivation to work

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

"Just go with the workflow."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

The role of administration.

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"The boss says he can remember the day I first started...but nothing after that."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

"After an extensive analysis of your company's strengths and weaknesses our recommendation is to give us more money."

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

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'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

'I like people.. but not a whole lot.'