Wordsmiths Unite Prints

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Campaign for Plain English

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Torturing the English Language

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

"Do me next."

Edgar Allen Poe

"She's been so creative lately."

Reading my Critics

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Backfire

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Cut Price

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Someone who knows apostrophes

Why we need poetry. . .

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

What's normal?

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."