Wordsmiths Rally Mugs

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

Campaign for Plain English

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Ruddy bloggers!

'He was a great writer'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Best Seller

Jorge Luis Borges

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

THE REPORT: Some of this is brilliant, but that can be fixed.

Decapitated coffee.

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Swing me with your words."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"Caption contest"

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Shakespeare in the clink

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

Books vs mobile phones

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"