Word Wielders Pillows

"He was right. . . He really did have a novel in him."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Ban on Free Speech

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Best Seller

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Shakespeare Quote

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Decapitated coffee.

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Shakespeare in the clink

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Coleridge'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.