Word Wielders Pillows

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Ban on Free Speech

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Best Seller

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Shakespeare Quote

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Decapitated coffee.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'How many words per minute do you type?'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Shakespeare in the clink

'Coleridge'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."