Word Puzzle Warrior Prints

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

'Hey, Bill. When you're done deciphering that terror threat, can you help me figure my kid's text message?'

Shampoo.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Eldrow

Soldier armed with a pen.

Introducing...Anagraman.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Sometimes Y Turn

Best Seller

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Decapitated coffee.

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Shakespeare in the clink

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'Coleridge'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."