Word Play Wizard Prints

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'IV!'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"Did we order a handcart to take us to Hell, Audrey?"

OMG.

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'You can't fool me, Mr. Free-Association. That's from 'Finnegans Wake'.'

"Is it possible, Doctor, to give me some tablets whose name I can pronounce?"

"I think you are getting carried away, all you've done is finish one crossword."

'The Zoo just ain't what it used to be!'

"Wouldn't it taste better if you used Bestershire sauce?"

"Well, like they say. . . keep you friends close, and your entities closer!"

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

"What am I doing? Just cooking dinner with a little whine."

"It's my one-legged hippo?"

Crueltons

Will cook books for food.

Frame 1: Shake well before useFrame 2: a guy shaking himself vigorously

Expressions of mystery.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'I follow my diet to the letter. It's dotting my Is and crossing my Ts closing my Os and opening my Es that's giving me trouble.'

Elbow grease.

A Blind Corner.

Anagram Cafe

Prodigious!

City Clinic. A Mangled Care Facility. Yeah, but suppose it's not a typo. (Published originally on 9/1/2004.)

Al's Diner. Al's alphabet soup is going through a bad spell!

Medical School. Clinic. Bad genes do cause some medical issues, but prescribing khaki trousers does not help.

"Now we have Nancy Pelosi's gazpacho police spying on members of Congress."

"Just bee."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'