Word Geek Mugs

'No, look at my alphabet soup, it says OMG.'

School of Ology.

Polly txt speak

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

I will study my speling words...

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Someone who knows apostrophes

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Disease Management

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Nuts to you, too."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"I've just invented the question mark."

"Darn autocorrect!"

Sometimes Y Turn

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'