Woof Wave Wizard Pillows

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"The subwoofers really help."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"I see a couch."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

Club DJ.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

Collective unconscious.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"He's sending an instant message."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Lady practising the clarinet.

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Cow Sonar

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."