Woodwind Wizard Mugs

Lady practising the clarinet.

Clarinet

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Four children playing the flute.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

D.I.Y

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Emma Watson

"Most projects require three hands."

Johann Strauss II

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

Carpenter

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

I love Clarinet

Mozart Clarinet

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Reality home-improvement show.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

'War is heck!'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."