Woodwind Wizard Mugs

Lady practising the clarinet.

Clarinet

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Four children playing the flute.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

D.I.Y

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Most projects require three hands."

Johann Strauss II

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

I love Clarinet

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Reality home-improvement show.

Carpenter

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Mozart Clarinet

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'War is heck!'