Woodwind Lovers Mugs

Bassoon practice.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Four children playing the flute.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Plum jam...

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

Snake Charming

Disease-y Top

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Islington Angels.

Ian Dury

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Mozart Clarinet

People who enjoyed this busker also liked: Joe. 7th and Miller. Sandy. DuPont and Reed. Carl. 39th and 2nd. Thank you.

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Flight of the Bumble Bee