Woodstock Dreamer Mugs

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Elvis Presley

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rainbow Quartet

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Steve Howe.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The world's most unemployable family

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Great money scenes!"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."