Lumberjack's Epic Fail
Woodsman Prints
Bring the beauty of the forest into his space with art prints that celebrate his love for woods and wilderness. Inspiring, rustic, and full of character, these prints are a perfect gift.
Lumberjack's Dog
Paul's Bunions
Be careful around Sven. He lets the chops fall where they may!
"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."
"Let's see now - have we got everything?"
Cutting the tree too early?
'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'
Loggerheads
"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can tell you exactly what it sounds like if I fall and nobody hears it!"
"Where did you learn to chop trees?"
"First the head came off, now the handle's come out."
"...And that'll be the year they tied a yellow round the old oak tree."
A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
Shoe Shine/Lace Tie
Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'
Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion
"I thought you were making a coffee table?"
Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!
'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'
Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.
The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'
"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"
"Lovely dovetail."
"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."
Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...
I love embroidery
Waiting for retirement.
"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."
Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'
'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'
'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'
"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."
"Today, son, you are a man."
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