Woodland Animal Lover Prints

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Deforestation.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Author's Bio-diversity.

"I brought cocoa."

Jungle Stores.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'