Women's Health Specialist Pillows

Illegal abortions and surgeries are causing deaths in women

"We've made great progress!"

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Preventive medicine.

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

Flash Cuisine

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

"He's a whiz kid."

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

'Life was moving along at a nice, steady pace, then I hit middle age and my life hot-flashed before my eyes!'

"You're the 'child psychologist'?"

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

STRIP *Community Care * Change

"What if she's not my type?"

Internal Clock

Anti-natal clinic - If you don't want to be pregnant.

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'