Women's Health Specialist Pillows

Illegal abortions and surgeries are causing deaths in women

"We've made great progress!"

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

Preventive medicine.

May the force be with you

Menopause and the City

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

Flash Cuisine

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

"How do you think it went?!"

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

"He's a whiz kid."

Another hot flash?

'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

Hot flashes

'Life was moving along at a nice, steady pace, then I hit middle age and my life hot-flashed before my eyes!'

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

"You're the 'child psychologist'?"

Anti-natal clinic - If you don't want to be pregnant.

STRIP *Community Care * Change

Candle Menopause

"What if she's not my type?"

Internal Clock

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'