Women's Football Coach Prints

Women's Football

I like the Jets...I guess

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

"I AM at my usual position."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Snooker Golf.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Saving a Heart

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Football

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Personal conker trainer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Cricket Accidents.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'