Women's Football Coach Prints

Women's Football

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Go team!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"I AM at my usual position."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Punt Cake

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Saving a Heart

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Snooker Golf.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Personal conker trainer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Cricket Accidents.